Those Who Work, Those Who Sell, Those Who Record -- Those Folks

 In the beginning of time God made the earth. Not one word was spoken at the beginning that one branch of mankind should rule over another..."
   - Gerrard Winstanley

some regular folks

Moving up in the world, we've reached the working and middle classes - a real mixture of 'just folks'. These are mostly Eureka Miniatures again, slightly small and slight among the more classic GW-style Crooked Dice, but it works for a diversity of a population. Probably. They also go with the kids I've done in the past.

folks, part one

These are all Eureka, specifically bought for a vaguely West African theme. I looked at a lot of Malian and Tuareg fashion for these and had a great time. I think I had intended for more freehand than I did in the end, but I also got them done pretty quickly for me, so that's fine.

boy

I think I might have him herd the horrible servitor yaks, that mental image is very funny to me.

girl

I cannot get the indigo right for vaguely Tuareg, and this is a recurring theme.

old guy

nurse

I decided something about her pose made me think of a tired nurse drinking a cup of tea, so I picked out some colours that googling 'nurse, Mali' got me. I think decided to give her some face markings like those on a local priestess. These moulds sure are worn though, with some serious lines that I couldn't resolve.

some woman

I am aware that a lot of these civilians are dark-skinned, risking an unintentional mirror of colonialism, where the local folks are all black but the cool fancy guys are all white. While that works for the horrible future, it's also a bit glum, so I did make sure to mix up skin tones a bit.

another woman

I really love this sculpt. Hope I did her justice! 

lady

Another lady. Her orange and white outfit was inspired by this photo of Tinariwen.

Her handbag was 'I'll just paint stuff and see what happens. Brown and white I guess?

women be shoppin' for...grains?

This woman was fun, inspired by a Bambara mud-dyed fabric called bògòlanfini. Really pleased with how she came together in the end.

Okay, so they were mostly women, children, and regular folks without clear class markers. I took some snapshots and then kept going...

folks, part two

These are more clearly identified with specific jobs, although they still run the gamut from 'literal shit-carrier' to 'senior archivist'. Couple of merchant or shopkeeper types in here too, as we'll see. Mostly Crooked Dice now, but a Eureka and a Macrocosm as well.

shit-carrier

I mean, he's wearing big thick gloves, carrying a bucket, has some kind of heavy collar around his neck. If this isn't some indentured loser with literally a shit job, then I don't know anything. And I know lots of things.

Great fun to do, especially painting up that ragged tunic. Once I decided on how I was layering that, it really all came together. The upside-down Delta comes from I think a Knight transfers set - I get a lot of transfer sheets and keep them in a big pile until I go hunting for one.

squat courier

I've had this sitting around for ages, a lone guy from my squat project. I'm pretty sure he's from Macrocosm, but I can't find him on the webstore. From a long-ago Kickstarter, but he doesn't quite match any of my planned squads so I've made him a civilian.

He's either in an official role as a courier or postman and they have a sick uniform (although not in Administratum grey/white...) or he's a freelance courier and is one of those guys who gets his clothes almost entirely from army surplus. Which is how I think of him. Just some weird loser with a crummy job.

mad preacher or something

A weird guy from Crooked Dice, I think they're marketing him as a mad preacher or something. I love this lunatic in his go kart. Hell yeah.

I did paint him as that insane guy at the local markets, which I think was the idea.

architectural transportation consultant

A lovely Eureka sculpt (although the worn-out mould doesn't do her any favours), and I decided to paint her as everyone's favourite lover of architecture-related transportation solutions.

bootlegger

A non-Colony 87 sculpt for once, I saw this guy on Crooked Dice's website and had to have him. He fits right in as a smuggler or local beer guy or whatever. As I was painting him, I decided on the pink shirt, pearl buttons, jeans combination and damn he works. Really, really proud of this one.

jeans butt

That pink shirt came out so dang nice.

space guy

Now I'm not the sculptor or anything but I will eat my hat if this wasn't specifically intended to reference Moebius art, so I did my best to get the vibe right. You tell me if it works.

here's the back as well

And here are the two pieces I stared at as I painted:

'Starwatcher', Mœbius

also Starwatcher? also Mœbius

I'm pretty sure I'm right, but even if it wasn't completely intentional, can't go wrong with Mœbius-inspired colour schemes. Another one I'm pleased with, although the tunic didn't quite get me there.

everyone loves a little half-cloak

Another fun one. I decided on greenish greys for his clothes and a sea-green gas mask instead of metal or my usual unpainted ceramite. 

The cloak was a fun experiment - very thin Krag Brown that came out splotchy and uneven, and then all over with a new tub of Skeleton Horde contrast (a paint that lives up to the hype). Love how it came out.

80s guy

I knew I wanted this guy to have an orange visor and then struggled with colours for the rest of him - but it worked! He's hell of 80s! Hell yeah!

Experimented with worn brownish black leather, using the Goonhammer - sorry, Tabletop Battles - guide.

archivist

Now this guy is wearing Adeptus Administratum white robes - and nearly pure white, if really stained - so he's probably pretty senior. Again a lot of fun, doing stained and oily steels and slightly tarnished bronz, with grimy robes and colourful wiring. Way harder than he needed to be, but it all came together in the end.

Blood-filled tubes, of course.

I think that's a good place to rest on the civilians for now. I'm going to start on a platoon-sized project I put together, maybe while assembling another self-indulgent project. At some point, I'll get back to the things I actually wanted to be disciplined about this year -- but doing all these civilians is definitely clearing a bit chunk of backlog, so I don't feel bad at all.

See you all soon with something very different.

..oh wait did I post that other thing I painted yet? No. Well, I can post that while working on the project...

Those Who Venture

Still firmly in the 'scum' category, although Prospector Gan Havelock at least approaches respectable, being a freelance surveyor rather than an... ugh adventurer.

meet all sorts out here

More Crooked Dice miniatures, from their Colony 87 range. Some of these have only been in the collection for weeks as opposed to my usual years. I've grouped these as vaguely adventurers, as they're all a bit armed and rowdy to really be anything else, although Havelock could have as easily fit into the next group (working and middle class types).

Really had fun with these - I always say that for Colony 87 though.

Those Punks

Climbing the social ladder, from animals to cops, to outcasts and punks.

punks and skum

A mix of manufacturers, meaning a range of scales and styles, but I think they all work together as a group. This group of misfits and sods were fun as hell to paint, letting me muck about with colours (I've been using a lot of pink and green lately), as well as some experiments with skin tones and -- well, let me get into it.

Those Who Protect

Following on from animals: space cops.

pigs are a kind of animal, after all

These were all hell of great sculpts to paint, even if being armed kind of puts the 'civilian' aspect of this project as a bit of a lie. But I've done armed folks before and I will again. 

These are mostly Crooked Dice pieces from Colony 87: Wave Four, while the Judge is a Kev White sculpt from Diehard Miniatures. I'm pleased with how they've all come out, so let's show 'em off!

Advertisements and defensive postures

 Just a couple things.

turret and cages

advertising

As part of undercoating a huge pile of civilians, I also built and/or undercoated some of the giant, overwhelming pile of terrain I've built up over the years. Hopefully I can push through procrastination, stress, and decision paralysis by just doing stuff. Of course, doing stuff also results in getting inspired and buying more stuff. Especially with the 28 scene really thriving lately, with tons of small games and tiny cool collections coming out. (Damn you, Ana Polanšćak.)

Anyway, here are a couple easy things. The billboards are from a Fogou Miniatures kickstarter from a while back (before he retired from model making). Not sure where they are now.

I'm not sure where the cages are from. The turret was a free gift from Knights of Dice when a friend sent me a pile of mdf as a birthday present years and years ago. I forgot the cardinal rule of painting something with moving parts, so it is now fixed in its current position, but I took that opportunity to do a lil battle damage and field repair to it, as you can see with more photos - below the cut.

Those Animals: Tame (and weird)

 Couple of things mixed together here!

animals tame (and other)

Alright, getting some things crossed off the list. This lot have mostly actually not sat in the drawer for too long - in fact, two of the models only arrived a few weeks ago! Not too bad. But then again, the Necromunda Wyrd was in the pile for the failed Old World Army Challenge from 2023, so let's not brag.

melty men

First off, some melty men. Like last time's mootants, these are Thunderchild Miniatures. A few layers of yellows, contrasts, washes, drybrushes, glazes, picking out the white teeth and eyes, varnish. Fun and easy. Sorry they're not in the group photo, this is what happens when you break up the painting and photography but not the blog post (also are they even really in the animal theme? eh)

Those Animals: Baggage

Share the load.

green transportation alternatives

I haven't gone anywhere, I just haven't had much to share. It's been either too hot or too wet to paint, and I'm so busy at work - and consequently exhausted - that I haven't been able to schedule any games. But I have assembled, cleaned, and based a ton of new additions to the civilian project (and just in time to receive more Colony 87 from another kickstarter too, so I feel very embarrassed not to have done the last one...) -- and last week I was finally able to get out the spray undercoat. There are a couple of different things in train.

Let's start with a baggage train, eyyyy

After Action Report: Second Squats

 I have noticed that a cat will turn up her nose at a piece of meat if I hand it to her, but she will devour it with gusto if she has "stolen" it. The meat is the same, but the difference lies in the predator's delight in recognizing itself.
   - Ernst Jünger, Eumeswil

Ruins of Saint-Mina-Outre-Eaux, Finistère

Scouting action, withdrawal, feint, cautious probe, flattening artillery barrage, feint. The bastards were dug in pretty well - a tacky and reductive thought, not worthy of the son of a pâtissier - and so far the Guard had been unwilling to commit fully. Nobody wants to try and dig out a 'dwarf.

Command was getting impatient with the slow pace. Finistère was as fringe a world as the name implied. Once at the outstretched fingertip of Imperial colonisation efforts, the rotting world had been left to ferment by the contraction of the empire from coreward space since the sack of Badab. This was the first Commissar the world had seen in three generations, most like.

And now here he was, crawling his delicate son-of-a-pastry-chef arse through some backwater grass analogue that reeked of petrichor and ozone and whatever the hell those abhumans used in their anti-plant munitions, Betsy hooked over one shoulder. The Saint-Saëns CXLIV had brought in their ratling auxiliaries, along with a platoon of hulking "Southers" from Đại Du'o'ng. Who knew if those pale barbarians even had a regimental number. It wasn't like they had uniforms -- wait. Was that a motortrike engine?

No whole-of deployment photo, oops.
I deploy on the left of this photo!

Friend of the blog Mangs has a new 6'x4' table and when I asked to help him break it in, he suggested a game of second edition! Neither of us have played a game of second in decades, but he still has all his templates and cards and such, while I've painstakingly reacquired the rulebooks (no templates, though) - so why the hell not?

I suggested some initial minor modifications to the Squats army list in Codex: Army Lists to bring them more in line with the Rogue Trader-era Brotherhood list, as that's what I've been using to organise my collection (as per my old tumblr post on the subject), to which he readily agreed. I then counted up more-or-less what I have painted and arrived at 1560. Mangs put together about the same in Imperial Guard (he didn't deduct points for stripping the Leman Russes of heavy bolters) and we were off.

We avoided psykers to keep it simpler, still got half the rules wrong (Leman Russes have targeters! and I probably had my bikes do hit and run attacks very wrong!), and used way too much terrain, as we usually play each other in skirmish games.

But we set up, deployed, and played all four turns with very infantry-heavy armies in around three hours flat and had a blast (sorry) the whole time. Hell yeah. Second edition is back, baby.

Project: Scabby Terrain

On moonless nights, when the air is still, vessels from across the Turnip world disappear, sucked down the rusty plughole of death to a forgotten ship’s graveyard far below the world known as the Abyss.
   - Scabz, Apocrypha_Now and Max Fitzgerald

normal oil refinery

Ages ago, famous internet miniatures weirdos Max Fitzgerald and Apocrypha_Now collaborated on a game of rusted hulks fighting each other on an oil-slicked black ocean. It's called SCABZ. I got very excited about it, along with the new Turnip-universe game Max was working on called Swill - and then Swill got put on some kind of indefinite hiatus and I lost a lot of emotional impetus.

I still haven't built the ships I intended to buy, although I have gone through a lot of cans of fish.

But, somewhat unusually for me, I did build a lot of scenery first (wild, I know). Some of it I mentioned in my year-in-review for 2025, where I decided not to count it until I finished the final piece. Which I did, a few weeks ago. It's the normal oil refinery, above.

Scabz calls for 3-7 pieces of terrain measuring roughly 5”x 5”, representing wrecked ships, sunken row houses, corroded naval mines, decaying docklands or islands of rotting fish. I've made:

Project: Wet Ømens

 I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed, worshipping their ancient stone idols and carving their own detestable likenesses on submarine obelisks of water-soaked granite.
   - "Dagon", H.P. Lovecraft

Church of the Fleshkeeper

Welcome back to another installment of "I made a small warband as a break from my larger projects." This time, it's a gang of horrible fishy friends for Ømen Tide. Created by Paolo Boracchi and Simon Schnitzler, two of the luminaries of the Inq28/weirdos-on-Instagram world, Ømen Tide is a tiny skirmish game of salt-soaked body horror, religious fanaticism, and that icky feeling you get if you accidentally touch seaweed while at the beach.

You can find the rules and much more for free at the Patreon.

I found the aesthetic and the inq28-inflected 'make your own' bit as inspiring as always - plus, technically, you only need three models for a warband. I got carried away and made a miniature of every role in the Church of the Fleshkeeper, but I do have some things wrong with me.

I may even make a terrain board, but only if I wind up doing a Mordheim-y waterfront - I've got too long a to-do list to commit to that sort of thing... discipline is boring

Repost: After Action Report: Skirmish on Qyzylqum XLII

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